Smells Like Pager Trauma – 8oz/4oz Amber Glass Candle for Nurses

Smells Like Pager Trauma

You hear a beep and suddenly you’re flinching—Smells Like Pager Trauma is the scent therapy you didn’t know you needed. Designed for every nurse haunted by middle-of-the-night alerts and code calls, this candle helps you decompress one flicker at a time.

Net Weight: 8oz/200g  4oz/115g

Scent Options:
☕ Fresh Coffee
🌿 Eucalyptus & Peppermint
🍊 Fruity Rings
💜 Lavender + Rosemary + Sage
🌙 Moonflower Nectar
🍦 Very Vanilla
🍇 Cashmere Plum
🥭 Mango + Coconut Milk
🍊 Blood + Orange Blossom

Why Choose Our Candles?
✔ Premium Wax Blends: Soy and paraffin for a clean, even burn
✔ Eco-Friendly: Sustainably sourced and hand-poured in small batches
✔ Long-Lasting Scent: Strong fragrance that fills the room
✔ Handcrafted Quality: Non-toxic, phthalate-free, and made with care

Perfect For:
🕯️ Easing the lingering stress of on-call chaos
🎁 A hilarious and healing gift for nurses who’ve been beeped one too many times
💡 Creating a peaceful, pager-free zone for rest and recovery

Give the gift of focus, calm and productivity today!

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