Sarcastic Reader Candle – 8oz Or 4oz Soy Jar Gift For Book Club To Venting, At Book Club Night, For Witty Sarcasm

Sometimes, You Just Need A Candle To Silently Agree With You. “Quietly Judging The Characters” Is A Premium Scented Candle For The Reader With Strong Opinions On Plot Choices And Character Decisions. Light This When You're Ready To Dive Into A Book With Your Inner Critic On High Alert.

Hand-Poured Into Amber Glass Jars With Cotton Wicks And Premium Fragrance Oils, Available In 8 Oz Or 4 Oz Sizes.
Each Candle Arrives In A Gift-Ready Kraft Box With An Open Window, Beautifully Showcasing The Label.
Includes A Matchbox To Spark Creativity And Warmth With Every Light.
Light It Up, Settle In, And Let Your Subtle Critiques Begin.

Perfect For:

🧐 Readers Who Love To Dissect The Book As They Go
😂 A Funny Gift For A Friend With A Dramatic Flair For Reading
📚 Your Favorite Book Club Member Who Always Has The Best Hot Takes

Candle Info:

Our Soy Wax Blend Is Designed For A Clean Burn And Exceptional Fragrance Throw.

Burn Time: 45+ Hours | Size: Volume 7oz Or 3.5 Oz Net Weight | Premium Soy Wax Blend | Cotton Wick (Lead And Zinc Free) | Phthalate-Free Fragrance Oils | Made In Usa | Made In Durham, Nc

Candle Care:

• Always Trim Wick To 1/4” Before Each Burn Each Time To Avoid Any Soot.
• Burn Candle So Wax Pool Reaches The Jar Edge Each Time To Prevent Wax Tunneling
• Do Not Burn Candle More Than 4 Hours At A Time And Do Not Burn Candle With Less Than A 1/2" Of Wax Remaining
• Keep Candle Away From Fans, Open Windows, Hot Surfaces, Children, Pets
• Never Leave A Burning Candle Unattended

Shop Guarantee:
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 ✔ Returns within 14 days
 ✔ Cancel within 24 hours, no questions asked
 ✔ Every candle is poured with care — if it’s not right, we’ll make it right.
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