Funny Pet Humor Candle - 4oz or 8oz Gift for Funny Friends to Embrace the Mess in the Den on Tidy-Up Day to Provide a Laugh

This one’s for the pet parents who know the truth: Love Is Measured In Fur, Not Perfection. Pet Hair, Don’t Care is a comforting scent that embraces the beautiful, fuzzy reality of a pet-filled home. Light it up, smile at the evidence of affection, and sink into the relaxed state that only true, uncomplicated love can bring.

Hand-poured into amber glass jars with cotton wicks and premium fragrance oils, available in 8 oz or 4 oz sizes.
Each candle arrives in a gift-ready kraft box with an open window, beautifully showcasing the label.
Includes a matchbox to spark creativity and warmth with every light.
Light it up and let the aroma transport you to a cozy corner filled with effortless acceptance.

Perfect For:
☕ People who choose snuggles over cleanliness
📚 Pet owners with a good sense of humor
🎁 Gift-ready for friends whose wardrobe is 50% pet hair

CANDLE INFO:
Our soy wax blend is designed for a clean burn and exceptional fragrance throw.
Burn time: 45+ hours | Size: Volume 7oz or 3.5 oz Net Weight | Premium soy wax blend | Cotton wick (lead and zinc free) | Phthalate-free fragrance oils | made in USA | Made in Durham, NC

SCENT NOTES:
(Choose from our list of scents)

CANDLE CARE:
• Always trim wick to ¼” before each burn each time to avoid any soot.
• Burn Candle so Wax Pool Reaches the Jar Edge Each Time to Prevent Wax Tunneling
• Do not burn Candle More than 4 Hours at a Time and Do Not Burn Candle with Less Than a 1/2" of Wax Remaining
• Keep Candle Away from Fans, Open Windows, Hot Surfaces, Children, Pets
• Never Leave a Burning Candle Unattended

Shop Guarantee:
 We know buying online can feel uncertain. That’s why we offer:
 ✔ Returns within 14 days
 ✔ Cancel within 24 hours, no questions asked
 ✔ Every candle is poured with care — if it’s not right, we’ll make it right.
💡 Your peace matters more than the sale.